Who makes these shirts?!

**  ETA: Sophie and SM have cracked the case! Thanks, readers; you're all fantastic! **


Friends, I need your help.

Over the past year, I have made many a journey to my local Salvation Army. And on several different trips, I have found these incredibly cool, colorful, graphic t-shirts in the men's section. I love them to bits, and I want to buy every one that has ever existed. The other two I have:

"Hit the Lights" on the right, which was my favorite. Unfortunately, I wore it over a friend's house and it got lost there. :/

Also:

The "Devil Wears Prada" puking eyeball shirt on the right, which has been worn, cut, and stitched so many times I can only really wear it as a night shirt these days.

The problem is...I have no idea who makes them. Not only am I purchasing them second-hand, but the label is just a standard "American Apparel" label--there's no designer or website listed. I've tried web searching, looking on Amazon, checking fashion blogs, and even reverse image searches. Nothing.

If anybody knows who makes these or where I can get more, please tell me! I will give you my first born! ...or, I dunno, I'll give you a shout-out on the blog and my undying love.